Nanookasaurus

Using only SONG names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

Choose your artist: Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention

Are you a male or female: Muffin Man
Describe yourself: Sleazette
How do you feel: I'm Not Satisfied
Describe where you currently live: The Purple Lagoon
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?:  The Little House I Used to Live In
Your favourite form of transportation: The Orange County Lumber Truck
Your best friend?: The Subcanteous Peril
You and your best friends are: Duke of Prunes
What's the weather like: Pumped and Waxed (I'm not sure either)
Favourite time of day: Later That Night
Your favourite colour is: Mr Green Genes
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Man With the Woman Head (Written by Captain Beefheart; not sure if counts)
What is life to you: Project X
Your relationship: G-Spot Tornado (Awww yuss) or Ms. Pinky (A song about a blow-up doll -_- )
Your fear: The Illinois Enema Rape Bandit
What is the best advice you have to give: Pick Me, I'm Clean
Thought for the day: I Could Be a Star Now
How would you like to die: Zomby Woof
You know that: My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
If you could change your name what would you change it to?: Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Your soul's present condition: I 'Aint Got No Heart
What would you ask for if you had just one wish: The Deathless Horsie
My motto: We Are Not Alone


That was fucking difficult

1. What's your favorite candle scent?
Candles have different scents? (I'm an idiot btw.)

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
It'd be fun to laugh at Jodie Foster's accent everyday so her probably.

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie or I don't know. There's so many cool peeps out there.

4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
You think I know?

5. Do you know a hoarder?
Nahp, not really.

6. Can you do a split?
...I'm going to laugh now.

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
I think I was 8?

8. How many oceans have you swam in?
NONE!  GEEZUZ. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PARASITES, BACTERIAS, RWIs, AND MICROORGANISMS ARE IN THE OCEAN??? OODLES OF THEM. SLKDJFSLDKJF NEVER SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN.

9. How many countries have you been to?
Enguhlund, Wayuls and Speyin.

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
I'd call them an idiot if they were.

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
I don't know. I like Erin, Anna, Kathleen and a few others.

12. What would you name your son if you had one?
I like Roger. And Aldous and Herschel... I'm going to be a terrible father aren't I?

13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
10%

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
Spongebob and Rugrats

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
A zombie I think.

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Don't like them.

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
BRITISH! I am British.

18. Did your mother go to college?
She's too dumb.

19. Are your grandparents still married?
Yupperdoodles.

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No.

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
People don't know who he is? I guess it's not easy being green... :/

22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
Uhhh... Gulliver's World

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
German.

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Why surely you mean *Colour? I like grey more.

25. Is your father bald?
He's got very little hair left.

26. Do you know triplets?
Yep.

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
I prefer no romance movies! >:C

28. Have you ever had Indian food?
It's fucking disgusting.

29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
...Subway.

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Nope. I'm not sure we have it here.

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
I BELONG TO NO ONE!

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
My mum said she'd name me Emma

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
The Fat One
Pee-tuh (Both applied by the stinky head )

34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
I can't choose! ;--;

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Rural, totally! I like the peace out here. (: I'd like it if it was a little more rural.

36. Can you whistle?
Pffff, no. xD

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
No, I hate having lights around when I'm trying to sleep. Except for my CD player's light.

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Cereal

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
I'm supposed to.

40. What medical conditions do you have?
Migraines and a few allergies.

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Can't remember.

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
ILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEIT

43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Dunno :I

44. What's the last compliment you got?
No idea. :I

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
I remember the weird ones, normally.

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
*Flavour. I don't like tea.

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
Two.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
I wouldn't. If they want to be Religious I'd let them.

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
WHAT. SANTA'S NOT REAL? ;0;
6.

50. Why do you have a tumblr?
No.

+RULES:
1) Copy and paste this into your journal or a submission text box.
2) Place an "X" in the brackets next to each statement that fully applies to you. If it only partially applies, place a slash (/) in the brackets instead.
3) Each "X" counts as a full point, and each slash counts as a half-point (.5).
4) Collect your scores from each category and type it in next to the "TOTAL FOR..." prompt. The character[s] for which you have the most points is/are the most like you.
5) Share, favorite, comment, etc.  And have fun!


++POINT MAN (PROTOTYPE 1)
[x] You are often seen as a failure.
[] You have extraordinary reflexes/speed or are good at quick decision-making and thinking on your toes.
[/] You know that family is just like anyone else-- blood relation means nothing. You treat family like you would treat anyone else. ( I really think I don't love any of my family members any more than I would a friend.)
[] You tend to aim for the good in life and would do anything to save the world, should it be your decision.
[] Power means almost nothing to you.
[] You don't speak very often or at all. Actions and facial expressions are more than enough.
[] You talk (or act) big, but your compassion gets in the way of some things.
[] You couldn't make it along without help from others.
[/] Intellect/mind power isn't your strong suit, but you're not as stupid as people think. (I... I don't know.)
[x] You're the oldest child in the family.
TOTAL FOR POINT MAN: 3


++PAXTON FETTEL (PROTOTYPE 2)
[] You have an uncommon/strange last name.
[] You're the middle child [or somewhere between the oldest and youngest].
[x] You read a lot of "sophisticated" things (i.e. Shakespeare, Lovecraft, Orwell, Poe, etc.). (You know it.)
[] You have strong emotional ties with your family.
[x] You are affected by a mental illness or condition. (If Migraines count.)
[] You have a strong sense of empathy, especially when it comes to family members.
[x] You strive for knowledge, and your best power comes from your mind. You often attack with words rather than fists. (I think most people want to be smart.)
[] You're relatively short-fused.
[] Power/revenge is something very attractive that you would do anything for.
[ ] You can find joy in things other people would consider gross, scary, evil, etc.
TOTAL FOR PAXTON FETTEL: 3


++ALMA WADE (MOTHER OF THE APOCALYPSE)
[] Someone you loved has given you up and/or harmed you a great deal.
[] You never forget the great evil done to you, and you will never forgive it.
[] You would go to great lengths for revenge.
[] You feel strong bonds with your children/younger siblings.
[] You unintenionally make things harder for those you care about.
[x] You like to sing. (But not in front of people )
[] Dolls are very appealing toys, in your opinion.
[] You make enemies easily.
[] You often feel trapped and alone.
[] You are relatively short-fused.
TOTAL FOR ALMA WADE: 1


++SGT. MICHAEL BECKETT
[] You are very short-fused and act and speak on impulse.
[x] You have a sharp tongue and don't mind cursing. (I don't give a fuck if I swear too much )
[] You strive to do good, but you often fall just short of your intentions.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Headaches come and go quite frequently to you and sometimes interrupt your vision. (See Paxton Fettel Q: 5)
[] You aren't very forward-thinking and get mixed up in things that last longer than you anticipated.
[] You have extraordinary reflexes/speed or are good at quick decision-making and thinking on your toes.
[] You can stay quiet all day, but when you are insulted or confronted you become an earful.
[x] You have a strong will to live and will fight all you can until the end. (I don't want to die. ;o; )
[x] You get called names and made fun of at work/school sometimes./No one likes to work with you.
[] You have decent physical strength and great mental ability.
TOTAL FOR SGT. MICHAEL BECKETT: 4


++HARLAN WADE
[] You can go mad with desire to reach a goal or obtain power. These desires often override everything else in your life.
[] You will willingly give a loved one/friend up or commit crimes against them to gain power, fame, recognition, etc. After all, you work hard, and they will be glad when you share the wealth with them!
[x] You are extremely interested in science of any kind. (Astrophysics beeyotch.)
[] The existence or posibility of psychic powers is something too appealing to ignore.
[] You count yourself to be the one and only boss./You strive to be like a god.
[] Many people trust your knowledge, information, and guidance.
[] Your work/hobby is very dangerous.
[] Friends, co-workers, or employees often go behind your back and disobey your orders/do not heed your warnings. This can cause a lot of trouble.
[] Some people see you as intimidating, evil, mean, or a monster. And others see you as amazing, powerful, desirable, or a god.
[] Personal gain is your biggest chearleader./Reward is what you usually work toward, and mere appreciation and recognition will not do it for you.
TOTAL FOR HARLAN WADE: 1


++JIN SUN-KWON
[x] You like to do research. (On bands, writers etc.)
[x] You have more knowledge than you have physical strength/toughness. (The fatty with glasses. You figure it out.)
[] You are seen as beautiful or pretty.
[] You rely heavily on others, but you also have a lot of assisstance to offer.
[] You try to sound witty, tough, or knowledgable, but your words usually come out wrong.
[] You like to defend the new guy/underdog.
[] Some people see you as annoying or useless.
[] You have a habit of getting into trouble or getting yourself into dangerous situations.
[] You have an odd/uncommon name.
[] You are visibly of foreign decent.
TOTAL FOR JIN SUN-KWON: 2


++SGT. HAROLD KEEGAN
[] You are a very sensitive person.
[x] You like to joke about and poke fun at you friends, classmates, and/or co-workers.
[x] Headaches come and go quite frequently to you.
[] You love a beautiful lady/guy.
[] You will become violent if you might lose something you think is precious.
[] You have a tendency to zone out, daydream, and/or wander off.
[x] You are affected by a mental illness or condition. (If Migraines count.)
[] You may look tough, but under it all you're really soft,
[] You have good relationships with co-workers/classmates.
[x] You can be very sarcastic at times.
TOTAL FOR SGT. HAROLD KEEGAN: 4

I am: Sgt. Harold Keegan / Sgt. Michael Beckett.
       I am Sgt. Michael Beckett.

-Play your iPod etc on Shuffle and answer truthfully with the results-

1) First Song is the overall theme for the apocalypse
    The Who - Baba O'Riley, Who's Next (YEEEEEEEEEES! DAT INTRO)

2) Second Song - When you see and kill your first zombie
    Grateful Dead - Dupree's Diamond Blues, Aoxomoxa

3) Third Song - When you have to kill a loved one, a family member etc.
    Mom & Dad - Mothers of Invention, We're Only in it For the Money   (My parents? I 'aint even mad :I )

4) Forth Song - Song That Plays When You're being chased by a horde
    Watermelon in Easter Hay - Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage (Shit that's sad D: )

5) Fifth Song - When You find a shelter from infected and find a group of survivors
    A Pillow of Winds - Pink Floyd, Meddle (A chance to rest then.)

6) Sixth Song - Song that plays when you become another survivor's lover
    Dead Girls of London - Frank Zappa, Beat The Boots vol. 1 (At least she's a fellow Brit. But she's dead? Fuck, I can't catch a break)

7) Seventh Song - Song that plays when safehouse is begging to get overrun
    Son of Mister Green Genes - Frank Zappa, Hot Rats (I don't get it.)

8) Eight Song - Song that plays when safehouse IS overrun and you escape (if happy song your lover survives too)
    Cirrus Minor - Pink Floyd, More (Shit she's dead then isn't she?)

9) Ninth Song - Song that plays when you think it's all over
    1983, A Merman I Should Turn To Be - The Jimi Hendrix Experience (Looks like the whole world is fucked)

10) Tenth Song - Song that plays over credits (if sad, you die via suicide, infection etc.)
      The Nile Song - Pink Floyd, More (AMBIGUITY YAAAAAAAAY!)

~Zombie~

[/] You're an outcast (Depends)
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive (What the fuck does that mean?)
[x] You'll moan when hurt rather than scream and cry (Sometimes)
[x] You tend to zone out
[x] You don't feel very smart
[ ] You like worms
[x] You like taking things slowly
[/] You like odd foods (Depends what you'd call odd.)
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence
[ ] You don't get much sleep

Total: 6


~Werewolf~

[ ] You have a bad temper
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast (LOL)
[x] You love the moon
[x] You're very loyal
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in anyway (I don't have a lover. xD)
[x] You like dogs
[x] You're fairly sturdy in stature (Lmao, that's the nice way of calling me fat)
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person (I don't mind being in charge, but I like to be alone sometimes too.)
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half the time

Total: 6


~Ghost/Phantom~

[ ] You're invisible (Lol I'm soooo invisible. xD)
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence
[ ] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face
[ ] You're incredibly gentle (What does that mean?!)
[x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive (I'm shy around most people)
[x] You tend to disappear when no one's looking (Done it a few times :I)
[x] You enjoy scaring people (I wish I was better at it.)
[x] You like the indoors
[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens

Total: 5

~Demon/Fallen Angel~

[ ] You have a very bad temper
[ ] You're usually angry
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take
[ ] You worship Satan (LYK ALL THE TYME)
[x] You like pentagrams
[x] You love to mess with people's heads
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud
[/] You laugh when other people are hurt (YES.)
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person (I probably won't do anything about it...)

Total: 2.5


~Neko/Werecat~
(What the fuck is a Neko/Werecat?)

[x] You love cats
[ ] You're lithe and agile (Lol That's a joke. xD)
[ ] You could fall off anything and always land on your feet
[ ] You like gymnastics
[ ] You're affectionate and cosy
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them
[ ] You like yarn
[ ] You like chasing things
[ ] You're an excellent hunter (On Hitman )

Total: 2


~Vampire~

[x] You rather be pale than tan (The peeps on Jersey Shore are friggin' orange. That's just yucky.)
[x] You like to eat or drink red things (Strawberry :T)
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them (Kissing? What's that? )
[ ] You're dark, mysterious and seductive
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it (Not really LIKED it, but I do it occasionally.)
[ ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do anything
[ ] You're more active at night

Total: 3


~Witch~

[x] You're into Wicca/paganism (I think it is rather fascinating.)
[x] You like magical objects (Why not?)
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel
[x] You enjoy manipulating people (Doesn't mean I'm good at it.)
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization
[x] You love black cats
[/] You practice voodoo (I had a voodoo doll when I was young. Obviously it never worked.)
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive (How is this witch-like? xD)

Total: 4.5


~Angel~

[x] You're a very good person (I try to be. :I)
[ ] You take care with everything you do
[ ] You can be very serious
[/] You're gentle and kind to even your worse enemies (I'm nice to most people.)
[x] You are fond of many different things
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the one's you love
[x] You're a virgin (Lol Wth does that have to do with being angelic? xD)
[ ] People see you as being very pure (Pfft.)
[/] You are obedient and follow the rules without question (Nyeh)
[ ] You love God (I hate the idea. I don't know why, but it makes me sick. I do not like Organised Religion; it only causes problems.)

Total: 5


~Ghoul~

[ ] You will eat just about anything
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want of them
[ ] You like stalking people
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces
[ ] You get hungry easily
[ ] You like torture
[ ] You live to hurt people
[x] You like the idea of being insane (Not personally.)

Total: 1


~Fairy/Elf~

[ ] You enchant people
[ ] You like organic things
[ ] You're almost always smiling
[/] You love the world around you (Shitty council estates? XD I like the Earth if that's what you mean.)
[x] You get attached to animals easily
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming
[ ] You fall in love easily
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality
[ ] You don't HATE anyone ( Sometimes I hate everyone. But I always hate one person.)
[x] You like long hair (Yeah, but if a girl had kind of short hair, that might be okay. I don't like bald chicks. It's yucky.)

Total: 2.5


~Shapeshifter~

[x] You have different personalities
[ ] Your style could change from goth to preppy in the same second (I don't get it.)
[ ] You're fickle (WHAT THE FUCKLE IS FICKLE?)
[ ] You have more than one lover (I don't have 1.)
[ ] You're unpredictable
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in
[x] You are fond of many different things
[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanour (What? I'mma tick it just in case.)
[x] You often say one thing and mean another
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after you take them off

Total: 5

I am a Zombie Werewolf.